Every once in a while we come across unpleasant people, and my friend Anna is going through an experience with an unpleasant person being the third roommate in the apartment where she rents a room. By some reason these two girls just couldn’t connect and I don’t know how it all started, but, as of right now, they are officially at war, so that is how her typical weekday morning with the roommate goes like:

   She wakes up, sneaks into the shower and starts the water running to indicate that the bathroom is occupied. She is then pleased to hear her rommate opening her door 5 seconds later and then slamming it closed again with irritation. Too late b*tch!

   After taking her time in the bathroom she comes out to find Andrea (the roommate) monopolizing the kitchen table where Anna likes to sit and eat her breakfast before going to work. She proceeds with preparing the food anyway, taking an opportunity to boil some eggs (it’s summertime, 79 degrees outside and no A/C in the kitchen), while she, herself, retreats to the living room where A/C is on. Andrea won’t desert the kitchen table no matter what, so she has to simmer in her own sweat, while pretending she is not hot at all.

   While my friend chills in the living room, her evil roommate changes the water running mode in the kitchen sink from stream to soft flow (water running like from the shower head). Anna doesn’t know how to switch it back to normal when she starts the water running to wash the dishes after herself. So Andrea smirks quietly while she is struggling with the kitchen faucet. The two exchange an eyeroll and a sigh without looking at each other.

   My friend is done with her breakfast, dressed and ready to leave for work, but before, she wants to use the bathroom, so she starts walking there, only to be cut off by her roommate, who comes out of the kitchen and starts walking in front of her leisurely, with theatrical yawns, and slams the door behind herself in Anna’s face. Anna leaves the apartment slamming the front door behind her and dumps the water bottle she just finished into the basket attached to the front of Andrea’s bike, parked by the house.

What an amazing beginning of the day!!!